Spätestens seit ihrer Grammy-Performance im Februar ist Beyoncés Song „Drunk In Love“ ein Hit! Aber irgendwie haben alle verabsäumt sich mit den Lyrics auseinander zu setzen.

Nun, diese drei Omas haben das für uns erledigt und ich muss sagen, dass ich ihr blankes Entsetzen nachvollziehen kann.

So ausgesprochen, ohne musikalische Untermahlung ist das eigentlich ein der absolute Blödsinn, den Beyoncé da von sich gibt.

Wundert euch übrigens nicht, die Ladies verwechseln Crazy Kanye West mit Jay Z. Soll vorkommen! Immerhin wissen die wer die beiden sind, für meine Mutter sind die alle gleich!

Hier geht’s zum niedlichen Video der Omas!

Die Lyrics

Das macht aber noch viel mehr Spaß, wenn man sich den Song reinzieht und nebenbei die Lyrics liest! Da wird man auch gleich damit konfrontiert, was man bis jetzt für einen scheiß zusammen gesungen hat:

I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking
I get filthy when that liquor get into me
I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking
Why can’t I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na-na

Why can’t I keep my fingers off you, baby? I want you, na-na
Cigars on ice, cigars on ice
Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill
Flashing lights, flashing lights

You got me faded, faded-faded, baby, I want you, na-na
Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty, daddy, I want you, na-na
Drunk in love, I want you

[Bridge]
We woke up in the kitchen saying
„How the hell did this shit happen?“ Oh baby, drunk in love
We be all night, last thing I remember is our
Beautiful bodies grinding up in that club, drunk in love

[Hook]
We be all night, love, love
We be all night, love, love

[Verse 2]
We be all night, and everything all right
No complaints from my body, so fluorescent under these lights
Boy, I’m drinking, park it in my lot, 7-11
I’m rubbing on it, rub-rubbing,
if you scared, call that reverend

Boy, I’m drinking, get my brain right, Armand de Brignac, gangster wife
Louis sheets, he sweat it out like washrags, he wear it up
Boy, I’m drinking, I’m singing on the mic to my boy’s toys
Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard

Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood
I’m swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that
Big body been serving all this, swerve, surfing all in this good-good

[Bridge + Hook]

[Verse 3: Jay Z]
Hold up, that D’ussé is the shit if I do say so myself
If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself

Hold up, stumble all in the house, time to back up all that mouth
That you had all in the car, talking ‚bout you the baddest bitch thus far

Talking ‚bout you be repping that Third, I wanna see all that shit that I heard
Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve, uh
Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol
Slid the panties right to the side, ain’t got the time to take drawers off
On sight, catch a charge I might
Beat the box up like Mike in ’97 I bite

I’m Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no, I don’t play
Now eat the cake, Anna Mae said, „Eat the cake, Anna Mae!“

I’m nice, for y’all to reach these heights
You gon‘ need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights

Sleep tight, we sex again in the morning
Your breasteses is my breakfast, we going in, we be all night

[Hook]

[Bridge]
I’m never tired, never tired
I been sippin‘, that’s the only thing
That’s keeping me on fire, we on fire
Didn’t mean to spill that liquor all on my attire

I’ve been drinking, watermelon
I want your body right here, daddy, I want you, right now
Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty, daddy, I want you

[Hook]